Cliff “Runner Runner Chaser” McDougal here and I’m proud to say that I’m now 15 days sober. This isn’t in a row and it is over the last 14 years… but hey…  baby steps.

Let’s talk about poker and what has happened over the past season. With only 2 tourneys left, there are a lot of questions that need to be answered. 

So, let’s ask those questions

 ·        How longs has it been since Phil won a tourney? This season Phil’s moto has been “always the bridesmaid and never the bride”. He has come close but like an AIDS test, close isn’t good enough when hoping for a negative. Let’s put this in perspective, last time Phil won, Lebron James wasn’t in the finals that year and had just moved his talent to south beach!

·        What record could be broken? Forsyth has the opportunity to become the holder of the season record for average minutes. This would go right beside his league record of fastest out. There’s a sex joke in there but I just cane find it (that’s what she said)

·        Who will win this year? To be honest, no one knows. The top 5 is tighter than a virgin on prom night and there are still two games left. The usual names of Roos, Smallers and Jeff T are there but Denley has the lowest point to get rid of with 1. So as long a she doesn’t keep free falling here, he should be okay.

·        What has happened to Danny? With missing 2 tourneys, due to be a dumb ass, he has the last 2 to catch up points. But the competition for the skinny jeans and recorder is tight.

·        How will people get to the next tourney? With the use of MapQuest and a Sherpa, the players should be able to arrive at the middle of fucking nowhere location easily. People are wondering if this tactic of having the event so far of the grid is Roos and Denley’s way of hoping other players don’t show up. We are happy to say we were able to watch the tables being dropped off at the event.

·        Dan L or Darryl, who has had the worst season? To be honest, both have. To see 2 regular top players be so close to the skinny jeans is insane. Plus, the can only talk poker to Adam, Danny Gaige and Kevin. And to be fair, Darryl can’t talk to Dan L about poker at this moment. Let’s see what the next 2 tourneys bring.

·        Mike L, is the no rye his kryptonite? Yes, it’s that simple! You cant play drunken monkey style if the monkey is only half snapped. Half snapped monkeys just seem to throw cards around and give themselves angry hand jobs.

 

So basically the questions haven’t been answered and there will always be more questions. Like what bathroom is Palomine’s favourite or When is break or Do cards even matter? The truth is out there, we are just way to lazy to find it