Cliff “Runner Runner Chaser” McDougal here and its great to be back. You would think a few months in detox, finding Jesus and wanting to live the life of my dreams would help. But thee problem is that Jesus is name of the guy that was my roommate in detox and my dream life is doing meth and crack. So needleless to say, IM LIVING THE DREAM.

We are heading into the week 3 of the BBPT ten-year anniversary and it seems like the more things change the more they stay the same

Team Bad Boyz and RYEtards are again battling in the Butler competition. Although there is a rumour that Bad Boyz will need to change their name due to a copy right infringement law suit over the name. It seems that the All-Star Male Gay Porn Duo who are based out of Mexico believe they are an insult to their good name.

Speaking of Gay Porn, it was quite shocking to see Kevin yell SUCK IT UP to Jay after he spilled his drink. It was even more shocking when he yelled it at him as they were getting into a car together.

In the team competition team captain Hiller took an unorthodox approach and drafted an all-star team of degenerates. Although many made fun of him for the move, he has 4 players in the top 10. Even though its still early, it’s a move that many did not see happening.

Dan L is on pace to set the record for worse average score that is currently held by Denley. We hope that he can rebound and dab his way back into the middle of the pack.

The Timko brothers continue to battle for who is the favorite son and Darryl seems to have that locked up. He announced he’s going back to Disney if he beats his brother this year.

In a surprise move, the league is looking at banning Golf clash this season as many players are having more fun playing this game instead of playing poker and having laughs. Vocal player Bryan has led the charge on this change as he feels it slows down the speed of the game. But most people believe that he’s more upset that he can’t use his Nortel flip phone to look up what beats a pair of 3’s. The board of directors will be following this situation as all of them are already on the game and believe that its shit and a waste of time. Especially when the wind is 12.5 to the left and you are stuck in the sand after hitting a king maker ball with a huge slice.

Another surprise is that Danny and Phil are making final tables and playing like Danny and Phil of 8 years ago. Also known as the last year Phil won an event and when Danny was relevant.

Its been a while so I would like to look at one of the letters from the 10’s of BBPT fans.

Dear Runner
My name is Chris B, I mean my name is Bhris C and I would like o to know your thoughts on the level of play in the league and what a player must do to move up the ranks. I see this one player who thinks his good but seems to only make it to break lately. Any thoughts?

Hi Bhris
First off, when using a fake name don’t write your real name and then just change it slightly. You See the issue that you are having is that you have mastered the Bluff by Calling technique and seem surprised that you lose to pocket Kings versus your 7-2 off suit when there are 2 Kings and a queen on the flop. Second part would maybe lo at your cards before you call a 500 bet.

Its not rocket science and if Palorune can do it, so can you. Seriously the best thing that guy is known for is shitting with the door open and folding pocket Aces.

Hope that helps!
Runner Runner