Cliff “Runner Runner Chaser” McDougal here and I’m on location to have quick interview with team Bad Boyz after they captured the Butlerpolooza title this year. Where is this location? Hard to tell, but it does smell like a crack head had sex with a dead hooker for 2 bucks. So, if I was guessing, I’m in Thorold.

Let’s get into this interview quickly because my I’m starting to get the nods and to be honest this town is a shit hole, even for me.

RR: Kyle tell me how you’re feeling right now
KR: what kind of dumb question is that? This was a lock since the bet was made. I we are the best that’s ever played, and we piss excellence

RR: Okay that’s classy, Denley why don’t you tell me how you are feeling after the big win?
CD: to be honest, I feel like I always do. Like a champion. It’s a low-cut V neck kind of day and I’m loving it

RR: many players feel that your win is an amazing accomplishment. What do you say about that?
KR: We already knew we are amazing and if they didn’t know, now they know
CD what’s amazing is the RYEtards thought they had a chance

RR: lets talk about the RYEtards, what do you think went wrong?
KR: The fact they thought they could be us is where it went wrong. You have a guy that only pays on chip luck and another who tries to bluff all the time. That’s not going to work
CD: I think that they are siblings and are also romantically involved hurt them too. Im not saying its wrong, but you cant expect be good at something when youre balls deep into your brother

RR: well that went off topic quickly. If you had something to say to the RYEtards today, what would you say?
KR: why would I have something to say to them. They are our butlers, I don’t say. I tell the and they do it.
CD: I would like to thank them for thinking they could play poker. It really makes me happy that they thought they had a chance, they thought they could play against us and they thought that were in our league.

I would like to thank the Bad Boyz for their time for this interview. I would also like to congratulate them for their new tattoos