Hello there poker fans, it’s that time of year again. Each year we sit down with a high level player and pick their brain on the upcoming season. Unfortunately no player was available and the homeless man down the street declined comment. So we decided to talk to Chris D who is always good for a sound bite or three

Here is a breakdown of the brief conversation

Q: Most improved player?

A: Chris D average will go up to 2.8 and that’s a huge improvement

Q: What does your top 4 look like this year?

A: Jeff T, Dan L, Mike and Jeff F (it’s the year of the mozzarella stick and prove no curse)

Q: Player taking biggest nose dive?

A: Daryl – his luck has run out

Q: Last place prediction?

A: Kevin because being a taxi cab will cause him to miss 4 tourneys.

Q: Player that will continue to be irrelevant?

A: Smallers

Q: How will Bryan and Doyle be as hosts this year?

A: Bryan and Doyle will continue to set a new low in hosting duties. Doyle still won’t cut the Roma pizza.

Q: last year we had the famous “Fake Gazim” indecent. As this player is no longer with us, who will take over that role?

A: Pete W and unfortunately it won’t be fake!

Q: Last year Bobby was coached through the season by Dan L, who might step into this role this year?

A: Jay, but it won’t be coach, just a lot of yelling

Q: What is the over under on the number of open door shits by Darren?

A: 10

 

We at the BBpoker Tour would like to thank Chris D for taking the time to talk to us. We don’t want to thank him for crop dusting our office and then yelling at the homeless man who declined comment earlier. He then proceeded to take the man’s spare change and make it rain on two ladies of the night. You stay Classy Chris D.