So to help everyone this off season on whom you can talk to about poker, I have created a quick list and breakdown of that person this season. Basically if the name is above you, you can talk to them, if the name is below you, you cant!
Pretty simple eh!
| Kevin | Because of the “no blind out rule” this player barely missed not being the recorder guy, we will add this nickname onto his already established name “earth day” |
| Adam | not bad for a guy that doesn’t show up, really bad for a past champion though |
| Chris D | will go down as the greatest self destruction season of all time, touching the cup killed his play this year |
| Jeff F | many are debating if the quickest out record should go to him, his wife says it should |
| Peter | even with not showing up and owning the real record for fastest out, this player won a tourney and lost so many more |
| Dan | up and down season this year, many believe tequila gate slowed down his play this year |
| Darren | seems like he left the door open all year but how shitty he played |
| Bryan | although it cant be confirmed as we are waiting for the blood test to come back, but his play may have been HIV positive and that’s the reason for the bucket at the final game |
| Mark | his catering skills were better than he played, that’s not saying much at all |
| Sean | if he didn’t have the tables and chairs, there would be no reason for this player to show up this year. Unless you count having to pay Mike for his side bets |
| Chris B | Very strong play this year, unfortunately it was usually at the wrong time and was beaten by players catching cards. Or he played the hand wrong, who knows |
| Danny | Tried to mimic the drunken master style of play this year, had some flashes of true drunken play, but unfortunatley the rest of the time his playing style was just a hangover |
| Phil | May have had the greatest non winning season of all time. Straight Flush Hand, Hand of the Year and the Joe Bags champion. No name on the cup but will be remember as the guy who doesn’t tip the dealer |
| Bobby | What can you say about this guy, in the top 5 all year, breaks the record for longest average minutes and barley makes 4th place after putting a bounty on Daryl. Great season but was definitely a flash in the pan and look forward to his ping pong games next season |
| Jeff T | Was able to gain a ton of ground after ‘Forsyth chip dump” which led to a second place finish the last tourney. Is a constant contender for making money, just unsure if he is cup worthy |
| Darryl | One of the most consistent players since he started the tourney, but always seems to be just short of wining the cup |
| Kyle | Had the chance to be a 3 time champion, in stead he got drunk and watched mike win it all. There is always next year and unfortunately Kyle will remind you of that |
| Mike | Finally puts his name on the cup and is the top dog of the year. Many wonder about next year, he wonders how many shots of rye he can get into this glass. By wonder we know that he knows and is probably drinking from it right now! |
Well played!