{"id":582,"date":"2024-01-07T06:33:42","date_gmt":"2024-01-07T06:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bbpoker.ca\/blog\/?p=582"},"modified":"2024-01-20T16:38:10","modified_gmt":"2024-01-20T16:38:10","slug":"new-year-new-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bbpoker.ca\/blog\/2024\/01\/07\/new-year-new-song\/","title":{"rendered":"New year New Song"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Kicking off the new year with a new song. Powered by the league&#8217;s very own AI: ChatBBPT.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video controls src=\"http:\/\/bbpoker.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/popcan.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bbpoker.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/popcan.mp3\">direct mp3 download<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lyrics<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbpoker.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/4h90n.gif\">MacGyver a popcan<\/a><br>Leave open the door<br>But a straight don&#8217;t count from king to four<br>Double the blinds Rub a four leaf clover<br>You just got knocked out! Send somebody over<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mitch, pleeeease<br>Of course we got that uncut cheese<br>Earth day candle poker? Oh, damn!<br>Thought he was a joker <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jq0dv2PvKCc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">because the kid&#8217;s a ham<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once upon a time Chris said Kyle&#8217;s overrated<br>Well, it&#8217;s been twelve years Are the stats updated?<br>Spend your Saturday nights with middle aged men<br>Because <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZymqxZ35-kQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the chance may never ever, never come again<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yo, have you met the Dirty Commish?<br>Have you tried his pink hamburger dish?<br>Are you waiting for your fantasy payout?<br>He&#8217;s like a football Sopranos &#8211; Fuhgeddaboudit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So players get 20 bucks even if you gotta scrounge<br>Because it ain&#8217;t the same without You in the loser lounge<br>Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!<br>The league&#8217;s like mud wrestling and monster trucks<br>Except not quite so stuffy and upper crust<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kyle hates a bad beat that ends his deep run<br>Hey, look at the bright side. You had fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kyle&#8217;s the king of loopholes Oh yeah, he&#8217;s found plenty<br>Darryl&#8217;s on break, gonna drop and give us 20<br>Or play guitar, piano or a turn-based strat<br>Clash of Clans League of Legends Something like that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah, Phil runs a tight ship<br>Totally legit<br>Managing logistics<br>Payout statistics<br>And seating characteristics<br>Excel skills? Artistic<br>And <a href=\"https:\/\/bbpoker.ca\/blog\/2015\/02\/03\/jackpot-the-tour-sees-its-first-ever-royal-flush\/\">hitting a royal<\/a> Unlike your boy Doyle<br>Who&#8217;s hit a couple bubbles<br>Naw he ain&#8217;t looking for no trouble<br>He&#8217;ll put you to the test Make you really think<br>Because he&#8217;s patient on the felt and a tiger on the links<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shuffle up and deal at exactly Half past seven<br>Just blind me out boys, Should be there by eleven<br>Sing the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Top Gun theme<\/a>, Watch someone chip dump<br>Next thing you know you&#8217;re <a href=\"https:\/\/bbpoker.ca\/blog\/2014\/01\/29\/new-bbpt-commercial\/\">Taking chump change from a chump<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tells? We got &#8217;em!<br>Beers? 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