{"id":442,"date":"2017-01-20T20:51:20","date_gmt":"2017-01-20T20:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bbpoker.ca\/blog\/?p=442"},"modified":"2017-01-20T20:51:20","modified_gmt":"2017-01-20T20:51:20","slug":"from-the-desk-of-runner-runner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bbpoker.ca\/blog\/2017\/01\/20\/from-the-desk-of-runner-runner\/","title":{"rendered":"From the Desk Of Runner Runner"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello there poker fans, this is your favorite poker reporter Cliff \u201cRunner Runner Chaser\u201d McDougal and it\u2019s been a long time since I have written. Not as long as it has been since I\u2019ve had a woman touch me without me paying for it and her crying while doing it\u2026 but long enough<\/p>\n

I am not sure what to call this season, is it the season of \u201cwho in the hell is in first place\u201d or \u201cwow still Phil can\u2019t win a tourney\u201d or \u201cwho can mike talk too about poker??\u201d\u2026 Either way it\u2019s been a fucked up season<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s me explain why<\/p>\n

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  1. Denely is only 16 points away from tying his season total from last year<\/li>\n
  2. Mark is in 2nd<\/sup> place and 6 points to match his season total from last year<\/li>\n
  3. Jay P is the only one that was in the mix last year<\/li>\n
  4. Mike l has 19 points so far, he had 20 after 2 tourneys last season<\/li>\n
  5. Darryl is playing consistent, but the one game missed seems to have hurt him\u2026<\/li>\n
  6. Jeff T is still playing lights out, but its usually when he\u2019s lights out as well<\/li>\n
  7. No one has idea what Darren is doing and we are sure he doesn\u2019t either<\/li>\n
  8. Bobby is back to raising with nothing and trying to bluff against pocket aces.<\/li>\n
  9. Jeff F is on pace to capture the title of average minutes in a tourney season… no way that fails<\/li>\n
  10. Phil is still the best dealer of all time and people should recognise the skills<\/li>\n
  11. Chris B is playing well and has quietly moved up the leader board<\/li>\n
  12. Chris L took the break a leg literally during hockey and no one is saying that at poker<\/li>\n
  13. Smallers playing like old Smallers again\u2026 unfortunately he\u2019s also setting up the laptop like old Smallers as well<\/li>\n
  14. Bryan has been too focused on building a wall that he forgets what hands beat what<\/li>\n
  15. Danny is on pace to finish dead last this season, which he did last year until he was bullshit lucky in a couple tourney<\/li>\n
  16. Gaige is still trying to figure out his way in the game… usually the way is to the loser lounge early<\/li>\n
  17. Kevin has offered to drive Gaige there as tax driver is back in full effect<\/li>\n
  18. We are not sure what Adam is doing besides bailing at the last minute and saying he didn\u2019t know<\/li>\n
  19. Kyle is looking to build on last season momentum to try for a 3rd<\/sup> championship\u2026 but many poker experts have wondered if his time has passed and living on past glory. Well they wonder but no one will say as they know if they do, he will catch bullshit cards.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Let\u2019s go to one of the many emails I get over the months<\/p>\n

    \u201cHi There Runner Runner\u2026 I don\u2019t want to say my name but in the past I have been super shit and this year I\u2019m super awesome\u2026 how do I keep this going?\u201d Signed Sorry I touched the cup<\/p>\n

    Hi \u201cSorry I touched the cup\u201d Great to see that you are doing well\u2026 and I\u2019m sure you have been pleasant about it to others. No way you would yell at a younger player (who may or may not be related too you) about calls unless they are against you. I think you just keep doing what you are doing, forgetting how to deal, forgetting whose turn it is and most importantly\u2026 catch cards like a John catching a STD from a hooker in Wainfleet\u2026 You never know what you are going to get, but you know you got something good. Regards, Runner Runner<\/p>\n

    Good luck to all of those playing this week and can\u2019t wait to see who bails last minute<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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